Bazzinga December 2009 Monthly Archives

Mon Dec 21

Twilight Interventionist

This guy is a great pranker. He sets up an elaborate scheme and invites hundreds of people to what they think is a Twilight:New Moon private screening but instead they get this guy pranking them. Classic get those twitards.

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Sun Dec 20

When Not To Hyphenate Your Name

Yes hyphenating your name may sound like a good idea, you are both winning and no one is losing their old name. However these people should NEVER of even considered Hyphenating their name.

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headlines

Sat Dec 19

The Matrix Lego Style

Have you seen the Matrix? Yah but have you seen it....in legos?

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Fri Dec 18

Woman Train Fail

What would you do if the train doors closed on you. This woman gets her purse caught in the door and the train starts pulling her along the platform. Crazy Train Fail.

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news story,
train

Fri Dec 18

Super Glued IPhone Prank

Wow now this is a prank. These people glue an Iphone on the ground in front of the Apple store in Times Square in New York. Watch as these rat people think they just found a new iphone.

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iphone,
prank

Thu Dec 17

ATV Monster Truck Fail

Why wouldnt you take an ATV and build a ramp over a car and try to monster truck it. Oh yeah because you have a brain.

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ATV,
redneck

Thu Dec 17

Stair Surfer

Yes this is what guys do when they are all together. Ride surf boards down stairs.

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surf

Wed Dec 16

Wedding Boquet Fail

Some people will try anything to get all the attention off the bride and on themselves. Than theres some people who just fall.

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boquet,
wedding

Wed Dec 16

Hamster Jazz Band

What wonderful magical pet store sells these hamsters? Probably the same one Acme Co got Pinky and the Brain from.

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Wed Dec 16

Smart Kid Eats Habanero Chili Pepper

At first he thinks he can do it and is smiling a bit, very shortly you see defeat all over his face.

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chili pepper,
eat

Tue Dec 15

Simpsons Various Newspaper Headlines

With the Simpsons been on TV for so many years it gives lots of opportunities to make funny montages. Enjoy this Simpson Newspaper Headlines montage.

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simpsons

Tue Dec 15

High Water Bill Cat

Who said cats didnt have imposable thumbs and cant flush toilets. Now if only it actually used the toilet to do her business.

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cat

Tue Dec 15

The Best Gollum Impression Ever

Yes I said it the BEST Gollum impression ever. Find a better one try it you would have to rewatch Lord of the Rings to do so.

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Tue Dec 15

Car Wash Fail

What would you do if employees were pissing you off at the car wash? I know start hitting the gas on your car.

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car,
car wash

Tue Dec 15

Gollum Impression

Another drama sleep over party where they were given to much soda and sugar they get crazy and start doing their best Lord of the Rings impressions.

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Mon Dec 14

A Typewriter In a College Class

What would you do if you didnt have a laptop in this digital day and age? You would bring a Typewriter to class obviously duh. Watch what happens when this wise ass kid brings a typewriter to class.

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college,
typewriter

Mon Dec 14

Car Wash Exit Fail

I really like how the employees instead of trying to do anything just walk out of the scene and act like nothing is happening. Classic employees

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car,
car wash

Mon Dec 14

MacGyver Cat

MacGyver cat trains so he can take on Chuck Norris cat in the ultimate Ninja Cat off. MacGyver Cat!

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cat,
macgyver

Sun Dec 13

Nom Nom Nom Kitty

Does this cat know its rude to talk with your mouth full. The nom nom'n was cute at first but if this thing made this noise during Survivor or another adequately good tv show I would have to silence it.

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Sun Dec 13

Bill Dance's Fishing Show Outtakes

I never heard of Bill Dance before this and after watching this I had to look up if this was a real show and person and yes it is. Watch these classic outtakes I cant imagine his show been better than this its like a modern day Tim the Toolman

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bloopers,
outtakes

Sun Dec 13

Girl Escalator Fail

Yes there is slow motion and yes someone does fall. Need I say more?

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escalator

Sun Dec 13

Futball (Soccer) Brawl Guy Picks up Camera Tri Pod

I saw this video on an MMA site because someone that is involved in this fight ( I dont know who exactly) used to train at Mauricio "Shogun" Rua's MMA gym. He got kicked off for displaying his bad ass skills at this soccer match. Anyways enjoy another Soccer brawl.

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Sat Dec 12

School Bus Demolition Derby

I can not guarentee that there is no children still on these school buses.

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Sat Dec 12

Escape Kitty Opens Door

This kitty is no chump he is not getting locked in the bathroom again. Watch as this kitty saves the other cats and frees them all from the bathroom jail.

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cat,
kitty

Sat Dec 12

Maserati Car Towing Fail

I guess in some cities they have to move cars out of towing spots with cranes. Well cranes plus cars is always a bad idea. I love how the neighbour continues to laugh throughout the video as he must know whos car it is.

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cars,
maserati

Sat Dec 12

Little Girl has Tooth Pulled Out by RC Car

A very creative and funny way to pull out kids teeth. My parents always did the slamming the door shut method but after seeing this I see with new technology things have gotten better.

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Sat Dec 12

Freerunners Drew Drechsel and Korey Sarvas do some Parkour

If you havent heard of freerunners or Parkour before this is time to get acquainted with. In what one would of thought only Ninjas or stunt men can do people are now doing. Parkour is the physical discipline of training to overcome any obstacle within one's path by adapting one's

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Fri Dec 11

Up Side Down Kitty

Everything is better upside down. My tail tastes better and is easier to catch. Oh the life of an up side down kitty cat.

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cat,
kitty

Fri Dec 11

Amazing Basketball Trick Shots at Summer Camp

This one time at summer camp I got really good Basketball trick shots and ended up on the internet.

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Fri Dec 11

College Guy Moonwalk Fail

Nothing better when a d-bag is showing off and things go horribly wrong fast.

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jackson,
michael

Fri Dec 11

Guy Gets Revenge on Hot Girlfriend For Destroying His X-Box 360

If you havent seen part 1, its this guys Hot Girlfriend (probably ex girlfriend by now) destroying his X-Box 360 because he plays it too much. Watch as he gets his revenge on her.

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Fri Dec 11

Remi's Kangaroo Attack

Watch as Remi dresses up as a Kangaroo and goes around town harassing people just as a Kangaroo would do.

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remi

Thu Dec 10

Crazy and Hot Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriends X-Box

This girl must be having her monthly red ring of death. What would you do if your loved one smashed your x-box?

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Thu Dec 10

Remis Shark Attack

No one likes a Shark Attack at the beach even if it is in a fluffy blue shark costume. Remi takes things further by squirting shaving cream while shark attacking.

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remi

Thu Dec 10

William Tell Hockey Slap Shot

In this shot, which I have to assume is in Canada based on the ammount of snow and hockey in the scene. Someone puts what looks to be a beer can on their head and someone takes a slap shot trying to knock it off.

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hockey,
trick shots

Thu Dec 10

Swat Fail

Nothing like all that training and good looking gear only to fail you with your dumb brain. Watch as this swat team nearly pulls off a perfect entry, until the Barney Fyfe of the swat team walks in the way.

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swat

Thu Dec 10

Titan The Worlds Tallest Dog

At 3 1/2 feet it is Titan the Worlds Tallest Dog. So big it looks like a mini horse. Titan is big enough that little dogs ride him.

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dog

Wed Dec 09

Yum Yum Kitty

This kitty loves its food so much that it vocalizes it in a series of meows between bites. Very talented and very annoying.

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Wed Dec 09

How Do You Eat Your Reeses Cup?

Thats often the question, but after watching this video I dont think it should be asked anymore. A little too much information, is food fetishes the thing to do this year or something?

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chocolate

Wed Dec 09

Amazing Beat Box Girl

Rahzel or Biz Markie are you missing a daughter? Nothing else can explain skill like this unless it is dubbed over and its not her making the music.

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amazing,
beat box

Wed Dec 09

Victor Wells is the Basketball Trick Master

Victor Wells looks more like a Harlem Globetrotter than someone who drives a truck for a living. With his mad Basketball tricks he always brings a smile to peoples faces and always likes to show his tricks off.

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Wed Dec 09

Throw Back Booty Shake Fail

This video clip has to be from the early 90s with that 2 live crew music and dance moves. Watch what happens when you combine to much alcohol and booty dancin.

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booty shake,
fall

Wed Dec 09

Even Egyptian Pharoahs Woulda Liked Pizza Hut

In what looks to be Egypt they have a Pizza Hut across the street from the Pyramids. So enjoy a slice of pizza grab a cigarette and enjoy some pyramids. Maybe Egypt created Pizza think about it slices are the shape of pyramids.

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Tue Dec 08

Sneaky Cat Surprise

Watch as two cats spoon but what happens when her lover catches them. Surprise slap.

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Tue Dec 08

Soccer (Futball) Brawl Chaos

Fans do not play when it comes to Soccer or futball as many like to call it. This team gets beat down in the brawl so bad that the cops and everyone have to escort them off the field so they dont get beat down more.

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Tue Dec 08

Crane Fail but Walking Guy Wins

This giant crane might fail but the guy that is walking across the wall totally WINS.

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crane,
fail

Tue Dec 08

Tina Fey How To Impersonate Sarah Palin

Tiny Fey shows you how easy it is to impersonate Sarah Palin on the Dave Letterman show.

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Tue Dec 08

The Pop Up Book of Phobias

Come on get over your fears and read this pop up book. It will scare you out of your phobias. Dont like needles? Heres a giant needle poppin out to calm you down.

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book

Tue Dec 08

Chick Falls off Ball and Smashes Face

And for what reason would someone have to jump on a bouncy ball? I guess she wanted to smash her face.

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chick,
fall

Tue Dec 08

Cookie Monster sings Rammstein

So easy a Cookie Monster can sing it

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Mon Dec 07

Cute Kitty Surprise

Someone needs to loop this because its just too cute. This can make anyones day better just watch it a few times.

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Mon Dec 07

Star Wars AT-ST Costume

This is a Star Wars costume of the AT-ST's that were in Return of the Jedi. But it is more like the best virgin costume ever, it secures you not getting laid for another 40 years.

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costume,
Star Wars

Mon Dec 07

Highest Skateboarding Ollie Ever...Yes Ever

In what coulda been higher than a midget, this skateboard ollies where no man has ever ollied before. Which is really really insane high. I heard this is the highest ollie ever? If there is a bigger one say so in the comments.

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Mon Dec 07

Intoxicated Santa Claus gets a DUI

It was the night before Christmas and like every year Santa Claus is out at the bar getting waisted and driving a car home instead of delivering presents.

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Mon Dec 07

Teleport Kitty

This is not cat at all but a teleporting cat. Watch as it disapears and re-apears before your eyes.

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cat,
kitty

Mon Dec 07

Hamster In Giant Bubble

In Amsterdam they thought it was a good idea to put a person dressed as a hamster in a bubble down the canal. Turns out the Hamster cant stand up and keeps landing on its ass.

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costume,
hamster

Mon Dec 07

Lady Gaga featuring Christropher Walken and Eric Cartmen

Who can deny the awesomeness of this callaboration or the fact that Walken has a promising career as a pop artist/choreographer?

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Mon Dec 07

Seinfeld Impressions by Funniest Guy in Iowa

This guy runs down the list of Seinfeld characters. But I dont remember any of them not wearing shirts. Thats really the thing this video is missing is a shirt on this unfunny guy.

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Mon Dec 07

Hot Girl Star Slide Fail

Her necklace says courage but what she really needed was a neck brace.

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Sun Dec 06

Domino Christmas Tree

Nothing says Chirstmas like a recreation of a Christmas tree in Domino form. The best part of the whole video is the cat is the one that starts knocks over the dominos.

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christmas,
domino

Sun Dec 06

Crazy Nunchuck Ninja Doing Sports

You might be good at a sport but this guy is great at sports because he does them like a ninja and uses his nunchucks.

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Sun Dec 06

Redneck Turkey Call Beatboxin

Beatboxing is a form of vocal percussion in which you try and immitate musical sounds using one's mouth. In this video you will see a couple of rednecks get down on their style of beatboxin. Which is a combination of ear hurting sounds with turkey noises.

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Sun Dec 06

Kid Weightlifting Fail

Dont know whats worse this kid failing at weightlifting or him screeching 'mama mama' too funny.

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kid,
weightlifting

Sun Dec 06

He Wants To Be Jean Claude Van Damme

Meet Jon Stan LamBam or JSLB as he likes to be called. In this classic video that looks like it's Rex Kwon Do from Napoleon Dynamite or something. You will see how JSLB channels his inner JCVD.

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Sun Dec 06

Best Cleaning Method Ever

This is how I clean and waste my time on the internet on.

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clean,
funny

Sun Dec 06

Baby Otter frolics in living room

Step one for world peace: Everyone must own an otter.

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Sat Dec 05

Japanese Show, Man Vs Blow Up Doll Who Will Win?

I know those Japanese game shows are crazy but is this a game show or for real? Who would watch a man piledriver himself over and over with a stuffed animal looking person attached to him? LOL What will they do next on their TV Shows?

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Sat Dec 05

World of Warcraft "Pwnage Like Us"

Wow Nyhm graced us with another classic World of Warcraft song. This one he has help from a girl Gigi and the Druidboyz. It is to the T.I. song Swagger Like Us which sampled M.I.A.'s Paper Planes in it. Another classic song and video for all you Warcraft players.

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Sat Dec 05

Marshmallow Kid Torture Test

I have heard that this method was formerly implemented at Gitmo.

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Sat Dec 05

Worst Impressions Ever, Brother Cant Stop Laughing

When I found this video it was listed with the title 'Best Impressions Ever!!!' so I thought I was in for a treat. Instead what I got was two brothers that laugh at each others jokes as loud as they can. I dont know if the one brother is laughing

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Sat Dec 05

Precious Parrot Gives Stuffed Bunny Kisses

I love how after he gives his bunny kisses, he says thank you. If people were only so polite.

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Sat Dec 05

Amazing Skydiving Routine

If only I had more time to practice my skydiving routine I would blow these amateurs out of the water.

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amazing,
skydiving

Sat Dec 05

Parking Garage Brake Fail

If you are not intelligent enough to park a vehicle, you definitely should not be allowed to drive one. I bet he is sure glad he didn't waste the 0.02 seconds it would have taken to throw on the parking brake.

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Fri Dec 04

Amazing Bowling Trick Shot

Is there anything they cant do in Japan? He splits two pins to cause a three lane spare. Simply an amazing Bowling trick shot.

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Fri Dec 04

World of Warcraft "Just Loot It"

Another classic World of Warcraft song by Nyhm, this one is a parody on Eminem's song Just Lose It, but to a more WoW topic 'Just Loot It'. This video also has lyrics for all you wannabe's to rap along with it. Now view this video with Ninja speed.

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Fri Dec 04

Kid face plants jump off van

One chubby kid may, or may not have been harmed in the making of this video.

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Fri Dec 04

The Beatles in the Year 3000

Funny but after thousands of years and peoples rewrites who knows what will be said about our present time then.

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beatles,
spoof

Fri Dec 04

Polite Kitty Eats from Chopsticks

This should of been the cat in garfield. It looks like it has already eaten too much lasagna.

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Fri Dec 04

Beavis and Butthead Impression Walk to CVS Store

In what looks to be a dark and crappy video you actually get some pretty funny improvised Beavis and Butthead impression. The kid has some skills and could easily confuse anyone if that was the real voice or not. Watch and see if his impression is as good as yours.

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Fri Dec 04

News Story Family Eats Roadkill For Dinner

Yes this was a news report in Phoenix. This family is always on the lookout for roadkill to eat for dinner. You would have to think these people are stupid or something to eat roadkill, but it seems like a marketing ploy for his vagabond blog website where he talks

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News,
redneck

Thu Dec 03

Kitten Attempts to Foil Cop Writing Ticket

Wish I had this cat for next time I get pulled over.

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Thu Dec 03

Jean Claude Van Damme Impression by the Funniest Guy in OK

As a comment I read said "This guy is mentally fucked. BUT i laughed my ass off". Need I say more, like the real Jean Claude Van Damme this guys is also mentally fucked, but be prepared to laugh as he tries his best.

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Thu Dec 03

World of Warcraft "Pretty Fly for A Draenei"

Draenei is a race in World of Warcraft, and it rhymes with guy. So what better thing to do than make a parody song based on Offsprings 'Pretty Fly for a White Guy'.

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Thu Dec 03

Hide and Seek Fail - Worlds Worst Hide and Seekers

I think they misunderstood the "hide" part. At least they figured out the "seek" part though, that kid could have been lying there in the open for hours.

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Thu Dec 03

Thief Gets Stuck in Wall Trying to Break into Supermarket

As bystanders laugh at a man in his man panties sticking out of a wall you might ask wtf is going on. The Answer is a hungry skinny lil man decided he would break into a supermarket through a small window in Portugal. However instead he looked like Winnie the

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Thu Dec 03

Amazing Baseball Tricks

Betcha Baseball tricks aint hot like his. Betcha Baseball tricks aint hot like his. This guy has some damn skills flipping this bat around, try them out at home, preferably outside.

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Thu Dec 03

Man vs Toddler

This video comes at you pretty fast you will probably have to watch it twice to get the entire goodness of this awesome video.

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Wed Dec 02

Worlds Strongest Vagina

Well because I am ignorant I will just say they are speaking Russian in this video, and her Vagina obviously than is the Iron Vagina that now rules all of Russia. After you hear this lady talk what it seems forever you get to the goooods of the video, and

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Wed Dec 02

How To Impersonate Jay Z

Finally what everybody has always wanted to know, How To Impersonate Rapper Jay-Z! Get your tips today and maybe you can find you a Beyonce.

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Wed Dec 02

World of Warcraft "M.A.G.E."

I dont know what you heard about me, but I am a muther efing M A G E. Wow I guess its true that people that play World of Warcraft have no lives, here is another great parody Warcraft song. Based on 50 Cent's smash hit 'P.I.M.P.'.

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Wed Dec 02

Im Not a Sex Offender, Grandma

Maybe she knows something about her grandson that he doesnt want to talk about. Watch as this kids grandma gets all upset after she reads a newspapper article about a guy getting arrested for being on facebook because he was a sex offender.

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Wed Dec 02

Amazing Tony Hawk Dog

But what he really wants to do is BMX.

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Wed Dec 02

Ninja Breaks 500 Pounds of Ice With his Elbow

I didnt weigh it out but I can see 500 lbs of ice when I see it. Watch this Ninja break it all with his Ninja elbow.

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martial arts,
ninja

Wed Dec 02

Man See Saw Fail

I have hurt many men at the ol' see saw. So I was expecting him to pull out my old trick where you put the guy high in the air and than just jump off the see saw causing them to land hard on the ground and causing there ass

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hurt,
playground

Tue Dec 01

Dashboard Camera Catches Girl Offering Sex To Get Out of Ticket

I have heard telling a cop you are late for work or on the way to the hospital because your wife is having a baby to get out of a ticket. But I guess some people dont have excuses or money and want to offer SEX to get out of

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Tue Dec 01

Bipolar Contest Winner

I am not sure how you go from stoic indifference to unearthly screeching without batting an eye, but my guess is that it has something to do with being in the presence of Al Roker.

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Tue Dec 01

Freak out Fail Kid loses his mind over World of Warcraft being canceled

I am not sure what is worse - having the entire world know you WoW, or having them see you try to shove a remote in your bum? Tough Call.

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Tue Dec 01

Future Metal Singer Baby

This baby sings (cries?) to this good metal song. Yes metal is so bad that even a baby crying is a good metal song.

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baby,
metal

Tue Dec 01

The New Worlds Longest Basketball Shot

Well, that title should probably actually read attempt at worlds longest basketball shot, but then again, I am not sure how much was actually attempted...

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Tue Dec 01

Mr T Impression

No its not Rampage Jackson doing his bet Mr T for the A-Team movie. But this guy gives him a run for his money with his great halloween (or maybe he walks around like this everyday) impression.

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Tue Dec 01

Baby Elk pond dance

A new hunting law has been put into effect: If it dances, it can't be shot.