Nothing is funnier than joking about being raped..when you are 13...oh wait....almost ANYTHING is funnier than that. But, at least Sofia's distorted sense of humor explains why she dated Tom Cruise.

If your night isnt bad enough driving drunk people home in the middle of the night as a taxi driver. Try getting jumped by Mario and Luigio better known as the Mario Bros. After they refused to pay they decided to make the taxi driver pay and started taking money

What would you do if this happened to you? I dont know if a Heineken is that powerful everytime I drank them I was wondering where all the flavor and goodness was. I guess everything isnt as advertised.

I think the train passengers faces say it all. WTF is going up in that train control room.